My Immune System Is Trying to Murder Me T-Shirt | Black Cotton
Clasic Black / M
$28.00
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$28.00
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My Immune System Is Trying to Murder Me T-Shirt | Black Cotton
$28.00
Sale price
$28.00
Regular price
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$28.00
Sale price
$28.00
Regular price
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Quiet front. Dark humor on the back.
The My Immune System Is Trying to Murder Me graphic T-shirt pairs a small arched Divine Grit chest logo and compass-style star with a detailed gothic back design. Three dark birds perch above a skull amid flowers, branches, purple-toned clouds, stars, and a golden crescent moon. An ornate border frames the words “My immune system is trying to murder me.”
For anyone who connects with chronic-illness humor, it's a way to say the complicated thing with a little bite. Wear it with denim for a coffee run, layer it under an open shirt, or gift it to someone who appreciates the joke. No forced positivity required.
The details
- Front: Small Divine Grit chest mark in a muted bronze tone.
- Back: Immune-system quote with birds, a skull, florals, and celestial details.
- Fabric: 100% cotton, 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²).
- Fit: Regular unisex silhouette.
- Shape: Crew neckline and short sleeves.
- Color: Classic Black.
- Sizes: M–3XL.
Care instructions
Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat, avoiding the print.
Minor batch variations in fabric and dye are a natural part of garment production.
Returns & issues
Most items are made to order, so returns or exchanges generally aren’t accepted for change of mind or choosing the wrong size or color. If your item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect, email hello@divinegrit.us with your order number and photos. Please contact us before sending anything back.
Shipping
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Manufacturing
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
Shipping & delivery
Made to order: allow 2–5 business days for production, then 3–8 business days for delivery after shipment. Delivery times are estimates, and occasional production or carrier delays can occur. Some items may ship separately; tracking is emailed when each shipment goes out.
Shipping
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Manufacturing
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
My Immune System Is Trying to Murder Me T-Shirt | Black Cotton